Quick everybody, panic!!! Weather is approaching the District of Columbia!!! A fast moving low pressure system is set to move through the mid-Atlantic Thursday night into Friday.
Citizens in the national capital area should prepare for The Northeast Quadrant's least favorite precipitation type; the dreaded wintry mix of snow, sleet and rain! Nothing even remotely fun like ice pellets.
Boo "storm!" I should also mention that the storm is likely to cause stupidness during the morning rush.
New Yorkers need not panic, you likely only to get some rain or snow. Not that you would panic anyway. That is all.